Step 1:Get some flank steak
Step 2:Cut some eye holes
Step 3:Wrap meat around head with eye holes over eyes so you can see
Step 4:Hold to head with butcher's twine
Good job you just made my patent pending Meat Mask!
You can also top it off with a sexy meat hat
Now you should go out and piss off some militant vegans, don't worry you can probably kick their scrawny asses anyway
P.S. you should try these elite meats