charleshubert (charleshubert) wrote in tastymeats,
charleshubert
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Fresh Meat

Hello, I am new to this group so I will show you how to do a fun arts and craft project in 4 easy steps

Step 1:Get some flank steak

http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/flanksteak3.jpg

Step 2:Cut some eye holes

http://www.3corneredgallery.com/details_on_article_number/500x500/uea1097.jpg

Step 3:Wrap meat around head with eye holes over eyes so you can see

http://www.jcnot4me.com/images/Stooges-%20Eye%20Poke.jpg

Step 4:Hold to head with butcher's twine

http://www.shiptheweb.com/isroot/ShipTheWeb/ProductImages/RegencyWraps/RGY-RW1625.jpg

Good job you just made my patent pending Meat Mask!

You can also top it off with a sexy meat hat

http://www.meatsicle.com/hatsofmeat/

Now you should go out and piss off some militant vegans, don't worry you can probably kick their scrawny asses anyway

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,51494,00.html

P.S. you should try these elite meats

http://www.thunderheartbison.com/

http://www.aussiegamemeats.com.au/cooking.htm
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